How theWinged Dragon Of RaTook Over The World

 

 

 

By: Tyler Nichols

 

 

One day The Winged Dragon of Ra decided to wage a war with the Earth and eventually rule it. Now The Winged Dragon didn’t like little girlies playing ruff so he flew on down to Townsville and stared to destroy the city. The mayor seeing the chaos called up the Power Puff Girls and they tried to stop him. But The Winged Dragon of Ra simply blasted them one at a time with his fire-balls. In the last possible moment Blossom gave a call to Dexter (who was next on the killing the bad guy phone chain) and told him that he was needed due East of Townsville.

 

A moment and a half later Dexter appeared with one of the giant robots he had built. But The Winged Dragon of Ra simply took off the top of a building and played baseball with Dexter (Dexter and his robot were the ball) and got a home run by blasting Dexter and his robot into the Atlantic Ocean. Luckily Dexter had turned on the eject system and he flew through the air until he crashed trough the roof of the next door neighbors house. When he climbed out he said “That stupid eject system, it was supposed to fling me into my house not the neighbors!” He then stormed back into his home and got his secondary robot.

 

He then used it to fly to Citiesville and again got caught up in another baseball game with The Winged Dragon of Ra. When he landed, he took out a pair of binoculars (He hadn’t activated the eject system) and looked around for his other robot. He couldn’t see it in any direction sideways, so he looked up “not there.” He said to himself. Then he looked down he saw the following objects: two dolphins, eight fish, 147 waves and a blue whale. He also saw the arm of his other robot “Ah so I landed on top of my other robot.” He said to himself. “Well there’s nothing better to do” Dexter said lying back but he accidentally flipped the eject switch and catapulted down the chimney. He bounced out into the living room and dashed upstairs into his room and then into his laboratory. He then used his super clean shower to clean all off the ashes off him. He then gave a call to Super Monkey and told him to go to Valhalla and stop The Winged Dragon of Ra.

 

When Super Monkey got there Winged Dragon of Ra decided to play baseball with him too (The Winged Dragon of Ra liked to play sports, especially baseball). He hit a 3rd home run by whacking Super Monkey so he bounced of the spring seat of Dexter’s robot and went flying all the way to Alaska. When he got out of the 25 ˝ foot hole in the snow he had made, he found the Coca-Cola polar bear and asked him if he could barrow his Coca-Cola cell phone. He then dialed 252-428-6725 (a-l-a-g-a-t-o-r-a-l) for Alagator Al. He got the following message: Alagator Al is busy fighting alligators or something please hold. Wile he was holding he went and threw a gigantic alligator costume around The Winged Dragon of Ra. “What did you call for, this is Alagator Al?” “I was calling to tell you that there is a gigantic alligator attacking Metropolis! Come help immediately!” Super Monkey replied.

 

Three moments later Alagator Al appeared on the scene. He picked up The Winged Dragon of Ra, and then he set him back down. “Why did you set him down?” Super Monkey asked. “I set him down because I don’t think any alligators have golden feet.” Alagator Al replied. “Oh.” Super Monkey said. Then The Winged Dragon of Ra picked up Alagator Al and his building top baseball bat. Then Super Monkey took out a radio and started to play “take me out to the ball game” on it. Then The Winged Dragon of Ra whacked Alagator Al into the Pacific Ocean. Then it took Super Monkey and ran down the street with him under his arm. When The Winged Dragon of Ra smashed through the brick dead end of the road he let go of Super Monkey. Super Monkey then held up a sign that said Touchdown!!! on it. Super Monkey decided to celebrate by having some macaroni & cheese.

 

Then when all seemed hopeless, a cow in South Dakota said Moooo. The Winged Dragon of Ra fell over, unconscious. Then Super Monkey flew in to stop it but a chicken in North Dakota said “Bagouk!” and the cow fell over, unconscious. Then The Winged Dragon of Ra no longer unconscious stood up and blasted the cow. He then took all the tops of the buildings off and stared throwing them in the ocean until the ocean level was raised two feet. He then flew over to Europe and swam the English Channel in record time. Super Monkey decided tat since he couldn’t defeat The Winged Dragon of Ra he could probably make good money saving the day on Mars. Then having conquered the world he called up his friend Blue-eyes White Dragon and together they ruled the world.

 

 

Epilogue

 

And then he came…